Great, thanks to, "The Man" I now have to get up at what yesterday was 7am instead of 8am which there was still no way in hell I was going to do in the first place thanks to me waking up at +3pm the past 3 days as well as me forgetting how sweet and delicious and sexy a 1.25L Pepsi is after a large Cheese Lovers from Pizza Hut which makes no sense because I hate Cheese and only eat it because it was formally known as a Margarita which is complete bullshit because it was renamed! Get it right the damn first time! Now I'm all worked up over Pizza, Pepsi and Myspace and typing a bulletin about it which makes me the World's Biggest Stereotypical Fat ass Nerd (Tee Emm) Which I clearly am not since I'm a complete Psychopath since I'm part Scottish. NAME ONE SCOTISH NERD! No, Wait Don't! If you do, I will force you to listen to Miley Cyrus's's's's, See you again, Metro Station's Shake it and Kate Perry's I Kisses A Girl (Because I'm Anti Christian THUS Satan!) over and over again (properly 15 minutes because you'll be yelling "Guy! this is enough! Turn that damn music off! Then I'll get sick of your damned yelling) and yes! there WILL be blood!...well, If you cut yourself on a Sharp table edge or something, or if you sneeze really hard and blow out a vein in your nose, damn, there would be blood, sweet delicous blood..., Emo's are no exception. Now, where was I?.....hmm....damnit Now I have forgotten. SEE WHAT A TERRIBLE PERSON YOU ARE? Making a poor Kid forget what he was gonna say like that? How rude and SUCH!!! NOW GO TO YOUR DAMN ROOM! I don't care if I'm not your real father, that's not what you told the Ice Cream Man!...mmm....Ice Cream....SHIT! WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE! Who the hell would read all this? YOU DISGUST ME!...or you just happen to be here while I am feeling disgusted at something completely different in which case I'm sorry, but let's not play the blame game, even though it is rather fun and I cheat by Taking out all the good Community chest and chance cards in my sleeve then when I pick up a card I pick the whole deck up, take one from my sleeve and then place it under the board BUY PEPSI!!!!1!!!!1!!ONE!!!!1!!11!!ELEVEN!!1!!1!!1 so it may never be used again, SHIT! that's Monopoly! (TM..or R...not to self, purchase R rated monopoly) great, there go all my tips to winning at it, I hope you rot in hell, only if you deserve it though...or if you have a religion where there is a "Hell" as such, if you believe in reincarnation then by all means reincarnate, I don't mean to be disrespectful at all and I am sorry if you have felt this way, take this pocket lint a a token of my gratitude....it may not be used as an actual token though.

And that's is my speech on how Earth can be improved if all low fat products will sell more if we make the "low" into size 1.23 font with Italics and coloured the same as the background colour.

GOODNIGHT AMERICA!